by gillsfan1066 » Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:19 pm
I recall a dozen people on here saying in July of 2016, great team Edinburgh has assembled ,a keeper, a full back, 8 in midfield and a forward, or something very similar.
OK so lets do a bit of role playing, I will be Sir , His Royal Highness ,Mr. Scally, and you can be Edinburgh, and you come and knock on my door, and I say WAIT because that makes me feel important and gives my secretary time to pull her panties up, then I say COME, and she says no ,did you, and I say no not you Hilda the person outside the door, and you come in and I say yes Mr Edinburgh what can I do for you ??
You say "Mr Scally" (because thats my name ), you say, " I have this list of players we need,and I want us to go after this guy Lidbit he's out of contract next week has played two years at left back at Charlton, scored 5 goals , spent three years at Fulham, played twenty times in the first team at the left side of the back four , spent three years before that in the Spurs youth program playing on the left side at the back, THAT'S THE GUY I WANT NOW to strengthen our defence."
So I write you a check and off you go and in comes left back Lidbit,( wasn't a big check, he was just happy to be coming here to the MIGHTY GILLS, well that and he's cheap) and two weeks later were playing the first game of the season, and there is Lidbit playing on the right side of the midfield, and we lose 3-1 at home to Coventry.
You think about now I call you into my office after the game and say " Hey ASS HOLE, why is that guy Lidbit, a left footed defender playing on the right side of Midfield ? "
Now if you say " well Mr. Scally I was chatting to my wife who watched us play Faversham in a pre season friendly last week," and she said " I think that guy Lidbit should learn to kick with his right foot as well as his left, so why don't you play him in mid field on the right side", don't I look at you with a somewhat quizzical look ?
Now if you say, " so I am going to develop him as a right side attacking midfielder, even though I know he is not happy playing there and I know his coaches at Fulham , Charlton and Spurs and his County team coach when he was at school and his school coach when they won the inter city tourney,played him at left back,but lets be honest what the hell do they know," " So Mr. Scally THAT'S where he is going to play for the rest of the season" , maybe just maybe don't I kind of say "WHAT THE ****ing hell are you doing Edinborough ??
But you say " now,now Mr. scally, you sit your happy little butt down in that chair and I will get Hilda in to look after you, as soon as she has finished showering with the team , and just out of interest next week I am playing Hessy's kid in goal, I think he has great potential as a keeper, then Nelson can play on the left wing "?
I guess Scally goes along with the old saying of you don't have a dog and bark yourself, so he let Edinboro do what ever he wanted and sat back, said nothing and thought if were playing 4th division footie next year what the hell does it matter, those idiot fans turn up week in,week out, and if we loose a few hundred who cares, salarys for the players will be much less so it doesn't matter, my salary will be the same.
I guess this is how it goes at GFC ??