Gillingham FC Forum

New signing alert, Josh Parker, ex QPR and somewhere in Croatia I think. A speedy forward who can also play on the wing apparently. Has had experience in league 1 when sent out on loan from QPR. At least he's another body.

We sneaked him in late!

Hahaha, well if this guy is a striker me thinks he has some sort of difficulty understanding what the position curtails . Man has this guy has been around the block, played for 11 clubs in ten years,best spell seems to have been at Domzale ( Slovenia) back in 2013/14 when he played in 43 games and scored 14 goals.
Apart from that he seems to have played in 66 first team games in 9 years and scored 4 goals , and that was when he was at Red Star Belgrade. He has scored 4 times in 24 internationals for Antigua and Barbuda,but then again so has the guy that cuts my front lawn in the summer time..
If this is another one of Mr.Lidbits signings, I sure hope he has got it right ?? This guy hardly seems to have set the world on fire ,seems to have done nothing much anywhere he has been,maybe he will realize that this is the end of the line ,if he screws up here his next job will be an Uber driver ,so maybe he will kick some ass for the Gills, I mean Josh Parker not Mr. L.

Another signing that has come out of the blue.His stats are not much to get excited about,but I always judge a player once I have seen them.He has lots of pace,and can play upfront or on the wing so he gives us good options.The deal is until the end of the season,so he will need to do well to stay in the football league.

We must have a good scout somewhere in the Baltic, or else Pennock has friends out there!

If only we had a Pennock and two Baltics we might play with a bit more testosterone.

Hahahaha,I know a guy who had Ball Ticks once after a trip to Latvia,told his wife he caught them off a toilet seat.