The Evolution Of Goalkeepers

[fan_of_mulligan]

http://www.skysports.com/watch/video/10712671/the-evolution-of-goalkeepers

The role of the goalkeeper is changing. Former England keepers Ray Clemence and Tim Flowers discuss the evolution from the change in the back pass rule through to Pep Guardiola's footballing keepers.

[gillsfan1066]

Thanks to Sky we are not allowed to watch this video in the USA, but the idea of 8 armed goal keepers looks a good one to me.

[lidbid46]

8 armed goalkeepers; what, with AK47s and bazookas? Seems a bit like overkill to me, not to mention dangerous for the spectators. Imagine the carnage in the stands with the missed shots taking out the fans. Not sure FIFA would allow that!
What do you mean I've misunderstood? oh......

[gillsfan1066]

Hahaha,jeezzz are you on the ball this morning,guess your still celebrating at getting to see Oxford play, at least you found your way to the game this time , lol.
So just in passing ,and not that it really matters to me , but how is the little woman,doing better than fine I hope ??

[Rimshot]

33,000 homicides a year can't be wrong. Some of the perps must be Goalkeepers.

[gillsfan1066]

Seventy eight percent of homicides committed in the 50 largest citys in the USA were committed by gang members and most against members of rival gangs , unfortunately with a few innocent bye standers thrown in for good measure.
As far as I am concerned I can see nothing better than gang members killing gang members, wheres the problem there.??

[Garawa]

Probably the amount of gang members.

[gillsfan1066]

Now if you can tell me how to deal with that problem I will go a block or so up the road and give the information to the Chief of Police here in Chicago., and you will probably receive the Order of Friendship of Peoples Medal

[lidbid46]

She's fine Gillsfan, thanks for asking. She's due a pampering session soon; hair, hooves, horns, the lot! I'll send you a picture after she's all done if you're lucky!

[gillsfan1066]

Is blackmail still a criminal offence in the UK,lol,??

[Rimshot]

Assuming your figures are correct and ignoring any right to life that a gang member might retain that just leaves upwards of 7000 entirely innocent citizens killed so that's alright then.

[gillsfan1066]

If your committing an unlawful act ,such as selling drugs behind a dumpster in a back alley with an un-registered gun in you belt and the police tell you to stand still, and you take off running, sorry all bets off.
Now out of those 7,000 people remaining there is husband and wife murders, drug related murders outside of a gang, as in you or me going to buy some pot and we decide to do a grab and dash and not pay for it, and you get shot ,petty crimes involving knives which go wrong, (the crime not the knife) then there is the normal murders that go on every day in England, like in June of last yer when there were 75 murders in the UK, thats like a 1000 a year, population 64 million, population of USA ,329 million, so whats that five times the population, so 5x your 1000= ???, lol, guess your catching up fast, lol.

[Garawa]

But 95% of all our murders occur in just 2 postcodes....Albert Square (E20 6PQ) and Coronation Street (M10 9KC). Stay well clear and you're fine.

[gillsfan1066]

Ninety percent of Chicago's murders occur in five zip codes, and there are 60 or 65 zip codes in Chicago.

[baronnight]

This is a good thread, but what have goalkeepers got to do with it? or are they the one's carrying out all the murders.

And as for where the murders occur, I think with a little research you will find that 95% take place in midsomer.