by gillsfan1066 » Fri Dec 25, 2020 10:54 am
Oh yes it still happens, at my country home in the golden triangle of Cheshire,me and the boys often meet of a Sunday morning for a kick around on the village green before Robbie Fowler opens the "You Will Never Walk Alone" pub at lunchtime. We put a couple of Bentley's at one end for goal posts and a Ferrari and a Maybach at the other ,and we play England against the Rest of the World, but having only 5 England players against 27 Foreign players,the result always seems to be the same , we lose in the region of 3-53 most Sundays.
We often tell the police to allow a child to come through the ropes to play in goal for us , normally when were down by about 20, so we can blame him when we get in the bar to down a few pints with our roast beef and yorkshire pudding a bit later.
Assuming they have done running down one of their best friends ( normally around the away end goal ,when Pogba, Eto'o or Balotelli play in goal, why we don't know), the Wags join us for lunch, an event I find very disconcerting as they lift there food on their knives and forks, inspect it before replacing it in the gravy and drinking there glass of water for lunch before filing their nails over the apple pie and ice cream.
Yeah the average guy can still find a kick around with the stars if he lives in the right area, but I don't think Luton Rec. is the place to look.