by gillsfan1066 » Thu Jan 22, 2015 5:45 pm
OK ssssoooooo lets get a few things sorted out here .
Firstly Ms. Mulligan,you dear lady need to spend a lot less time mulling over games that happened some time ago and get thy butt in the kitchen and cook my super, were all excited over the Oldham game not the whats there name game who ever we played last week .
This is the age of computers and instant gratification and in garawararaas case real instant gratification,hey I didn't say it ,it was his Misses who actually said if it was any more instant and any less gratifying she wouldn't bother climbing the stairs at night she would be happy sleeping on the couch and missing all the fun.
Of course you miss the important bits,who crossed what and where. Amnesia my ass, you spend 90 minutes each home game grovelling at Scallys cloven hoofs when the game is on,it must make it hard to watch, does the fur from his goat legs get stuck in your teeth when you kissing the old hoofs in his box ??
Yeah,yeah,yeah I wondered how long it would be before old Boomerang Bob began squawking, now there's a bloody criminal if ever there was one,already admitted to being in co horse, co hots ,or what ever with Speedy who or whom I mentioned earlier.
Listen Kangaroo Jack I didn't post because I wanted to give you a chance of finally winning something,you obviously lost the flaming lottery when you moved to BUM berry,hell is that the arm pit of the World or what ??
That advert in the greasy paper that your fish and chips were wrapped in back in England ,what did it say," Emigrate to Wonderful BUM BERRY, where paradise can finally be yours, buy a hose or a house close to the Great Barrier Reef and the Snowy Mountains for ONLY $50 Australian down and 750,000 monthly payments of !0 bucks" ,wwooppsss only missed the reef by like 3000 miles.
OK I am now going to contact my best friend in the world Mousier Lidbit in his chateaux outside Parieeeee and discuss this weeks stupid question in the Luck League thingy, we are now in co horse, co hunts or what ever, to bring about yours and young Sotongills and his pooping dogs downfall, so please don't bother me anymore ,thank you..